Hi! I’m Burp and yes I’m a swine
And the pleasure of meeting you is just divine
And just because I’m a swine and big
Doesn’t mean that you need to call me a “PIG”

I’ve heard people say “Those PIGS just stink”
But under all that mud we’re mostly pink
Our table manners are slight cause we don’t use a fork
And, around us, please never ever say the word “PORK”

We squeel and we grunt and we root around
And our farmer gets happy as we gain every pound
I agree that we’re overweight and possibly fat
It seems we’re always eating and I’ll admit that

I see you like snacking when you’re reading a rhyme
And I bet you do it nearly all of the time
But to think we’ll eat anything is a big mistake
By the way are you planning to eat all of your cake?