Little Susie McBee
Had a severe allergy
When near a cat
She’d hold onto her hat
‘Cause her sneeze was as hard as could be
She tried to avoid cat’s always
But one day while visiting Miss Hayes
Hayes’ cat jumped right up
On Susie’s lap quite abrupt
Susie’s nose started twitching four ways
“I’ll try to do all I can
Not to sneeze like some giant man”
But Sue “ACHOO’d” without grace
Her nose flew off of her face
And landed in cat’s litter pan!
“Oh my what hab I done?”
Dat’s my node and I only hab one”
She retrieved it real quick
And gave it quite a hard flick
Tried to replace it from where it’d gone!
She got her nose back on that’s true
But something still smelled like poo
‘Though she’d replaced it well
It really did smell
But that’s what a nose’s s’posed to do