Now you may think that a skunk and a skink
Would have nothing to do with each other
But the two were friends as strange as that sounds
And behaved like sister and brother
The blue and red skink was quick as a wink
And loved to sit in the sun
But the skunk did his stinking and all of his thinking
Well after the day’s sun was done
You could easily tell that skinks do not smell
You’d never know for sure they’d been there
But not with a skunk for they surely stunk
‘Cause it takes hours to just clear the air
So why would these two pal around like they do
If they weren’t having a jolly good time?
‘Cause they needed a friend on whom to depend
And both wanted to be in this rhyme!