I think a girl thought up Valentine’s Day

Guys just never think that way

In school they make you celebrate

By sending heart covered cards to your classmate

Mom’s and girlfriends love to get

Gifts of candy and flowers and you can’t forget

 There’s NO excuses…just ask my Dad

If he forgot it would really be bad

He makes me remind him the week before

And he still wonders if he should’ve done more

Until Valentine’s over he stays wary

But all’s back to normal the fifteenth of February