I think a girl thought up Valentine’s Day
Guys just never think that way
In school they make you celebrate
By sending heart covered cards to your classmate
Mom’s and girlfriends love to get
Gifts of candy and flowers and you can’t forget
There’s NO excuses…just ask my Dad
If he forgot it would really be bad
He makes me remind him the week before
And he still wonders if he should’ve done more
Until Valentine’s over he stays wary
But all’s back to normal the fifteenth of February